So… A couple friends and myself were on skype and one of them found some people that had said homestuck names into voice programs (you talk into it, it tries to give you what you said in text) and got some funny results, and we decided to try it… We got some weird results, as well as a few hilarious ones, I made a list of some of the best to share 8D the ones listed under Other were done by a different person in a different program.

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John Egbert = John Egbert, Donna dewberry (WTF?) (other: don Edwards, bat (WTF?))

Rose Lalonde = Rose Lalonde, metro salon, google on (other: rosemont, road loans, rose lalonde, red long)

Dave Strider = Dave Strider, Dave (I think it got frustrated…) Dave daughter, is faster (other: east writer, Dave Strider, daddy’s strada)

Jade Harley = Dave’s Harley, Jade Harley, damn early, did Harley, dude harley, gina really (other: Jade Harley, Charlie, Bartley, jade holly,

Jane Crocker = James Crocker (it kept doing this until we got…) dude, gene Crocker, Jade crocker, dude broker… (5 minutes later) Jane Crocker (we rejoiced) (other: James Crocker [forever]) [We did this one so many times we rage quit Jane forever]

Roxy Lalonde = roxy Lalonde, rock the lodge, rockville odd (other: roxie move on, lawn, boxee mobile porn (WHAT?! ROXY NO :|) roxy Lawrence, roxy logo on deck, roxie la lawn death)

Dirk Strider = dick straighter, Dirt Rider, direct Strider (other: stranger, dirt strider, Dirk Strider, text Rhonda)

Jake English = Jake English, do English, jk English (other: Jake English, English, Jason rush, baking dish)

Davesprite: David Wright, Dave right, seem right, FedEx (LOL WHAT THE HELL) David grey, ebay (what :|) damn straight (LOL) dave space (snerk) (other: David Wright, dave sprite, big break, dave great, crickets make, he’s right, babe great, sandwich (Davesprite’s a sandwich…) straight to my computer (what))

Karakt Vantas = Park advances, target Brenton, karkat Fantasy, park at dances, karkat bed sis, karkat census (other: carpet magic, Batman (KARKATS BATMAN) park at the band tax, car tax band tax, heart attack, cunt Atlanta (WTF?))

Aradia Megido = roddy in Nikita, Aurora Colorado in the ghetto, Aradia veto (other: directions to go, Randy a midget, ready in a mega go, ready in the ghetto, I’m on your message app (creeper…))

Tavros Nitram = Have a nice room, Subgroup bait room, Baton Rouge nice room, have a nice trip, (other = Rosemary trap (apparently Tavros ships Rosemary?) Rosemary crap (or not…) Patras night trap)

Sollux Captor = Rolex captors, Bullocks captor (other: Fuck after, the list after, who looked after, captor, chapter, flux capture, fort caspar, cool character (welp) book chapter, who work (What) pull up tack, fuck up to)

Nepeta Leijon = The Police song, the pedal is on, the pedal lazy dog, the police dog (other: no pedal is on, Nepeta Lake Charles, Lakeshore, grin, definitely John (no… No it’s not…) how to measure A)

Kanaya Maryam = can I Marion, Kanaya Maryam (other: not to mary A, Nih Maryam, hi mariam, can I Mary Ann, 1090 a Marriott, send my a married man, Kanaya Maryam (she said that one in a British accent…))

Terezi Pyrope = to read the pyro, who wrote the pirate, to receive my roof, service the pyro, to red sea I wrote (other: tracy high ropes, trivia high road, Terner Ashby high road, it’s ready a hi Roe, Terezi high road, crazy hi rope, trandy pyro cool, direct hire ok, pirates (vriska get out omg))

Vriska Serket = risk a circuit, brisco circuit, this gift certificate, viscous circuit, circuit (I think it rage quit us) (Other: circuit, risk at the circus, correct a circuit, brick sex (what…) brisket, hey brother Christopher K (WHAT THE FUCK?) Rick Scott (ok fuck this)) [we tried a LOT with vriska, we got things such as ah ah gotcha, there’s this guy, go, god, good, where is god, the sky even “done”, but no Vriska…]

Equius Zahhak = Equis the hawk, equifax, excellent the hock (other: map, the house, we’re back, equity Zack, acquiesce the fuck, back with Mac, anthrax, mac, zack, quit Mac, rude girl, equis the fuck, boo boo, equis the hawk)

Gamzee Makara = Gamzee Makara, Jim beam a car us (other: getting the car a, kara, Gamzee Makara, send email, and tara, got kara)

Eridan Ampora = Indian amphora, air did M 4 A, sheridan Emperor, sherton amphora (other: Eridan amphora, Laura, everything in bora, remember us (that’s kinda sad actually…) Pandora, Aaron Laura, arid in Florida, Tampa Florida

Feferi Peixes = the fairy path, the fairy fire axis, 50 repo Texas, 50 reply axis (other: very praxis, very sexy (LOL) Texas, the fairy pike Texas, very classy)

Aranea Serket = Ravinia circuit, already a circuit, M&T a circuit (other: around your second nope, p a turkey in, 3 kids (what) around a circle, brandy Esther kids, ready, granny a circuit, avandia suck it)

Meenah Peixes = me know if I access, mina texas, nina classes, mia Tyler Texas (other: nina passes, me know if I like cheese (what?????) accent, penis sis (LOL WHAT) hi sexy (OMG STOP))

Kankri Vantas = can pre ban sis, can cream dances, can creek baptist, can’t receive a SIS, can prevent a (trigger warning???) (other: bakery band, angry birds app, ingredients, sand creek bend it, and resend it, angry dad, punk resign, create)

Latula Pyrope = little a pyro, lip to lip I wrote, look too low pyro, love to love high road, look to look high road (other: hi Roe, black to a higher ok, fuel a pyro, la Chula pot, actually map room, pirate, blah blah hi bro)

Porrim Maryam = forum Merriam, poor a Marion, korea Marion, forest Merriam (other: parham merriam, merriam, poor in marianna, poor im map, Pokemon Merriam (OMG XD))

Mituna Captor = tunic after, miss you inn a catheter, miss you Nick caster, mechanic after (other: miss you after, miss you in a picture, nah pastor, main character, after, tunic after, 2 not after, ticketmaster, if you wanna, listen to, papa (what))

Meulin Leijon = you in a song, newman Lazy Song, mule in Lazy Song (other: new york (wtf?) new Orleans Louisiana, mule in Legion, music schedule, music junk, music)

Damara Megido = the mummy ki does, samara make it does, some are mosquito, the barley Gato, the bar at me ghetto (other: tomorrow megavideo, tomorrow in the window, Damara meggie dope, Damara mega ditto, mama Mexico, mom meggie go)

GDI Eridan stop creeping on my screen :|

This actually happened quite awhile ago but back then I was afraid of posting on tumblr. I still kind of am but I realized I never shared this and it was a thing I should share because it’s hilarious.

Still not completely sure how this happened, but I died when it did and I still crack up looking at it. Why Eridan, wwhy…

(Btw, I was trying to name a character at the time, that’s what that is in the background, names XD)

My Kismesis… I think it’s best I leave names out of this one.

I would be a fail troll, why? Because I don’t really hate, I find it hard to hate people and hold grudges, even the one person that I ‘hate’ and could consider my Kismesis, I don’t… Really hate them, to be honest, I pity them. I pity them for having to live with the hate, and I pity them for holding a grudge and having to deal with the negativity that comes from it. Personally, I see no reason to drag myself down by hating anybody, there are people I dislike, but I find it hard to really passionately hate someone in the way it takes to have a Kismesis, plus it’s exhausting, I just don’t have the time or energy to hate someone.

I have done many bad things in the past, I’ve made mistakes, it’s all part of being human and for someone to hold a grudge against the mistakes I made years ago… Well I just don’t see the point. Yes I’ve hurt people, I’ve apologized, there’s not much more I can do, the rest is up to them and whether they want to forgive me or not. Obviously, their choice is not, and that’s fine, but it’s still their choice.

Anyways that’s it, I don’t have much more to say on the matter.

My Matesprit is Nekki. I’ve known Nekki (or Shadow as I used to know her) for about 6 years and have been dating her for about 4 (a little on and off, but never longer then a month), I met her through roleplaying on probaords and we clicked really quickly and have been friends ever since. In 6 years I don’t think we’ve gone more then a couple weeks without talking to each other and that has only happened a couple of times. There’s been tons of drama, both between us and between us and other people, she’s tainted me, made me question my sexuality more then once and yet, she continues to remain probably the person that’s closest to me. I wouldn’t trade her for the world.

Nekki and I have been through a lot together, through thick and thin and we’ve managed to stay together and when we did break up it never lasted long. Long distance relationships are hard, it requires a lot of effort and compromise from both sides, and to be honest I don’t think I give enough sometimes, not as much as she deserves anyways. I’m over emotional, I overreact and though I trust her immensely, I tend to get jealous, but she handles it, maybe not in a way that I think is best at the time, but in the end it ends up being the best way she could have handled it.

Though I give her a hard time about a lot of things, Nekki is an amazing person and I love her so much, I don’t know what I’d do without her, or what I’d do if I ever lost her. No one is perfect, but I think all things considering, she’s pretty perfect for me, we have our issues, but the important thing is that we love each other, and we’ll hopefully continue to love each other.

She’s my best friend, my Matesprit and she means the world to me ♥

My Moirail is Nyx. I have known her for… About two or three years now? We’ve always been good friends, we got along well from the beginning. We’ve been through a lot together, breakups (mostly due to my stupidity) and makeups, rough patches and fights, but one of the things I love about her is that she’s willing to forgive me, even when I don’t deserve it, and a lot of the time I don’t.

For years Nyx has been the one I go to with my problems, when things are bothering me, or I’m upset and can’t talk to my Matesprit for whatever reason, she’s always been good at counciling me and trying to make me feel better, and even when it doesn’t manage to work, it makes me feel better just knowing she cares enough to try. She’s one of only two people (my Matesprit being the other) that I honestly feel like I can be myself around, and she’ll accept me for who I am and be okay with it, I’m a very… Different person from the kind most are used to, so it’s rare that I feel like that around anyone. Despite the fact that I can be a real jerk to her sometimes, she’s always been there for me, and even though she annoys the hell out of me sometimes, I feel really honored to have her as my Moirail <3

Nyx is also my Auspistice, she’s a neutral ground when my Matesprit and I are fighting and she’s not afraid to put herself between us, hear both sides and help us work it out when otherwise we would be stuck with the tension. An Auspistice is supposed to work through hate, but she does it with love for both of us, which I think just makes it that much better, because I know she cares enough about us to be that person that hears both sides but doesn’t take one and helps us work things out.

All around, she’s a good Moirail, a great friend and I love her to bits ♥

Andrew Hussie

Because I can. Also all of the other sections cover all my favorites.

Draconian Dignitary

Because if I picked jack Noir my obsession would be showing I mean, he’s pretty awesome hehe. Really, though, DD is one of my favorites, the silent killing types, the ones that seem cool and collected but give you the chills, and then the next thing you know you’re dead, they scare me, but that’s part of what makes them so awesome. The silent rage and diplomatic killing is interesting and it makes him a neat character.

Day Sixteen: Favorite member of The Midnight Crew/The Felt

I am doing both the Midnight Crew and The Felt for this one, because I can’t pass this up >:]

The Midnight Crew

i watch you through my window as you sit there on your throne, that arrogant expression on your face, and i think if i could have you for one second here alone, id find a way to put you in your place! cause youve been messing around with my mind, but now its my turn, yeah now its my time! im tired of waiting for my chance, im taking what is mine!

Spades Slick

During my first read through Homestuck, as I mentioned in a previous day, I was not that into the Midnight Crew or the Intermission, however after I finished reading and really took a good look at Slick, I realized how awesome he really is. I’ve had a thing for fedoras since I was a kid, suits/jackets are <3, as are knives and swords, and I seem to have a thing for bad asses… And jerks, as characters anyways, I find them incredibly interesting and I like to know what makes them tick. Thus a closer look at Slick made me love him, even if he is an ass <3

Slick isn’t a complete ass, though, it seems as though he cares for his Crew, despite everything, and he does have a bit of a silly side…

You can ask pretty much anyone who knows me and they’ll tell you my love for Slick is borderline obsession (actually, they’d probably tell you it’s full blown obsession >:|)

The Felt

There was always such a pleasure in the power of command, and your impatient resentment fueled the flame, and now that you can’t touch me for the world is in my hand, I wonder how you’ll find our little game. I know you think that you’ve already won but soon you will find the war’s just begun! When you’re begging mercy at my feet, it’s then you’ll know I’m done!

Sn0wman

Unlike Slick, who my like for developed over time, Snowman was my favorite character in the Intermission from the beginning. Bad ass bitchy women that can beat a man down have always been some of my favorites, and Snowman is no exception! On top of that 8 has been my favorite number since I was a kid, and whips are always awesome. I honestly wish there had been a lot more of Snowman before she was killed, she was an awesome character

theres a deep undeniable thrill, because when we collide, yeah, blood’s going to spill!

i wanna hear you scream

I wanna see you bleed.

i wanna wrap my hands around that pretty neck and squeeze

If I could make you cry, I swear that I could fly.

if its not clear i wish that you would close the door…

Close the door…

yeah yeah yeah yeah…

Close the door and stay with me TONIGHT!

Bec Noir

I like dogs, I like badass things and I love birds. Noir pretty much covers all three. I mean, I don’t really like the guy considering he like, KILLS everyone, but at the same time, the story just wouldn’t be as interesting without him, you know? I definitely respect his character and he’s pretty freaking awesome. My weird obsession with Jack Noir in general probably helps fuel my like for him, too I mean what.

Also, Noir’s love for Jade is just so adorable! D: Even if it’s only because of the ring, it’s super cute.

And his reaction when she died almost made me want to cry :c poor thing.

Look at the look on that face, how can that not make you ‘aww’? D: Poor guy.

The Midnight Crew

Though I was never a fan of the midnight crew (or the felt) and during the first read through homestuck I was cursing them through out the entire intermission and just wanted them to gtfa, because I wanted to continue reading the main story, somewhere along the way I totally fell in love with them.

The midnight crew are badass motherfuckers.

They can even be badass with newspapers.

Yeahhhh…